Raum's Beer n' Liquor Give-a-Way!

I had made a MySpace bulletin about what happened to me at school today. I figured I'd post it here because I'd get something funny out of story tellers like Driff.

"OK so today I had a panic attack in the crowded hallways of Brick Memorial.
In short, I just about fainted and in the hysteria of tunnel vision got really fucked up in hyperventhilating. But then again, that's the short story.
While I was rubbing my head in pain in the nurse's office she pointed something out to me.
"Do you want ice for that?"
"For what?"
"The giant red bump on your forehead and black eye you have..."
I now have a black eye.
I don't know how I got it.

Now the deal is, send me funny scenarios about how I got the black eye because I cannot remember shit from shit or how I got it.

The most creative story wins the rest of my Smirnoff, Captain, or Bacardi and a case of either my Corona or Becks.

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A funny ice-pack picture will appear on the thread soon enough.