Ohio teams, you SUCK! (Yes, this may offend)

/rant on

Thank you so much Ohio teams for sucking it big over the past year.
OSU, you've managed to lose the BCS now two years in a row. Do you practice in the 8 weeks you have off between your last game and the BCS game? Oh ya, and, you managed to lose the college basketball NCAA finals too... to the same damn team that beat you in football! Thanks... you suck.
Cleveland Cavs, thanks for losing in the finals. You finally made it there, and you probably won't be back. Oh ya, you suck. And a special fuck you to LeBron James who sat at the Cleveland Indians Wild Card game sporting a New York Yankees hat. Band wagon piece of shit!
Cleveland Indians, thanks for being up 3-1 and losing 3 games in a row to Boston to lose the ALCS. Ya, another Boston team that really needed to win. Guess what... yep, you suck!
Cleveland Browns, great job on going 10 - 6 and still missing the play-offs. The only thing worse was when you did make them in the 80's and repeatedly lost in them. Ya, everyone knows you suck!
Ahh... I feel better now. If anyone is offended by this take heart in knowing I lived in Ohio for 26 years. I've earned the right to hate the teams I love!

/rant off