My night with the Blue Men

Just realized i havent posted this here

So i took my girlfriend and our counterpart couple to the city like 2 weekends ago, to the museum of natural history, dinner, and to the blue man group show. The museum and dinner were a blast, but when we got to our seats at the show, i got ganked by 2 stage hands, saying "i'm perfect" and asking me to be one of the "random" members of the audience...

So he changes my shoes so they dont get dirty, and sends me back to my seat with only "follow their instructions"....which sounds simple but if you know the blue men, they dont speak.
Nearing the end of the show, the place goes dark, and the blue man apears up top the mezzanae, and looks for his victim. He runs up to me, drags me out of my seat, and holding my hand, pulls me full speed down the steps and to the stage. On stage the (really fuckin freaky looking) dude takes his hand and puts paint all over the side of my face, puts this white body suit on me, a motorcycle helmet which i couldnt see out of, and dragged me backstage. They pretty much hung me up, painted my body entierly, and threw me into this giant canvas, then had me write "blue man" all dizzy and still in darkness.

Still wasnt over, they stuck me inside this cart thing with a whole in the top for my head, and took this giant jello mold and plopped it over my head. They wheeled me out on stage, and pieced apart the jello to reveal my face to the crowd....fuckin amazing..
They then let me go back to my seat to drown people in toilet paper.

One of the best nights of my life.