So our alliance has Goonfleet running around its space yesterday. Nobody forms the fleet, so I go ahead and get a fleet going. Give the most vocal person fleet command.
Mistake number one.
Well, he's pretty vocal, and unfortunately he's also very arrogant and stupid as well.

Tells us to align, but I'm tired so I accidentally warp instead. I get bitched out about this by him. I reply with "Oh well". His response: "You wouldn't be saying that if you...